itachi sighed rubbing the bridged of his nose
"fine, but you will have to clean up your own blood." he said throwing the stake at hidan with more force than neccisary. (sp?)

as the spear flew twords him hidan undercalculated the speed and it rammed straight into his neck, which severed under the weight of the body, causing the head to land 20 fet away from the body.

"well that didnt work the way i f***ing planned..... jashin d**n it.....

yo, itachi go over to my body and pull out the 5000 yen note and throw it on the ground...... f***ing kakuzu will be along soon enough, he he"

with a grimce itachi did as hidan asked. after laying the note on the ground he looked at the sky.

"put your head back on or something, hidan, its near time. if konen would like to join us she better hurry back. "

itachi walked towards hidans head with his usual unamused look on his face "i already know when the uzumaki kid lives, we should also keep a eye on his sensei, kakashi (squeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and anyone else he seems to be close to. i heard that jiriya was in town to keep a eye on the boy..." itachi trailed off seeminly in thought.

(itachi will keep a very close eye on kakashi ♥♥♥ XD)

"uh, molester much itachi? you know where he lives? THATS F***ING CREEPY!!!"

(just cuz i dont wanna make another account i'll just change the color for kakuzu, green the color of his money!)

<glomping the money> 'MINE!!!"

"yea and there is another 500 if you get me my body back"

"wait why dont i just take it from your body now?"

"You realy want to go where i F***ing put it?"

"ug just.... ug thats nasty!!"

"well it was f***ing leaders fault for not putting pockets in the cloak!"

"fine..."

<kakuzu reataches the head>

"Ah thats better so where is that hot B**ch?"

(Lol it looks like christmas in this post!)

itachi rolled his eyes "its for the mission. and it looks like konan isnt coming. lets go....kakuzu....do what you want, you can come to but follow everything that i do!" itachi cast a hard look at both hidan and kakuzu, then he jumped into the trees towards konoha.

once at the gate he sent a flurry of shadows shaped like ravens into the sky so the guards would be temporarly distracted. he silently leaped over the walls hiding in the shadows of a seemingly abandoned building.
he waited for hidan (and anyone else who followed -3-)

(i guess ill play any other characters we need too, ill leave itachi's font white though)

itachi sighed rubbing the bridge of his nose again (its like like him silently saying 'dumbasses...' ^_^)
"the whole point of that was to not make a rucus. someone might get suspicious because of the guards now." itachi walked to the edge of the building and peaked around the corner "whatever, it doesnt matter now. follow me to the uzumaki kids house, this time stay hidden" itachi started to travel being very careful to stay in the shadows of buildings. luckily it was a quiet night in konoha and the only people who were really roaming the streets were drunk.

it didnt take long to get to naruto's house, but it surprised itachi that naruto was not asleep in his bed. concentrating hard on his senses, he was not able to detect the fox boy anywhere in his house.

itachi waited for hidan to catch up, mumbling "this is strange..." thinking of where naruto may be, for some reason he could only think of his foolish little brother. "i wonder if he's at sasukes..." he mumbled to hidan, though he wasnt expecting a repsonse from hidan...or at least not a intelligent one.

(i have the sudden urge to turn this into a yaoi!! do you mind? i wont make it hardcore, promise! ^_^ you can make hidan fall madly in love with hinata if you want, the fun of rping is doing things that would never happen XD yay crack pairings!!!)

itachis face began to feel warm "w-why would you even assume sasuke would be doing something like that with the jinchurici kid?!" itahci quickly turned around mumbling to himself, his face feeling even warmer. he was blushing. 'dammit!!' he thought frantically to himself

(im going to keep itachi mostly in character, but im going to make him secretly like yaoi and eventually im going to bring in kakashi and make itachi have a sudden crush on him cause he's so hot!!! kyaaa!!! ♥♥♥ )

clearing his throat itachi faced the confused looking hidan and kakuzu. he cast a cold look at them and then began to lead the way to sasuke's.

itachi walked silently on the roof until he got to sasuke's bedroom window. he peered inside but it was completly dark, though he could hear quiet mumbling sounds. suddenly someone shouted "n-no sasuke! dont put your hands there!" and a light turned on to reveal naruto basically on sasuke's lap with sasuke's hands under his shirt.

itachi's jaw dropped, he was totally shocked by this and he almost forgot to hide.

(gonna make naruto orange and sasuke blue :3)

"whats wrong, naru-chan?"
itachi almost snorted, it was so unlike sasuke to use nicknames, especially ones like that

"i-i dont want...to do anything like that...yet"

"but you came all the way over here..." sasuke hugged naruto tighter

"sasuke!!"

"fine..."
sasuke let naruto readjust his shirt. itachi was bent over trying not to have a nosebleed.

Luckily as itachi walked off kakuzu ran in opposite direction due to a midnight sale at a strange store known as "Kohl's".......

Hidan (being his normally perceptive self) also got lost and started wandering aimlessly around town. He came to the upper class mansions and mumbled "f***ing rich atheists........" he came to what seemed to be the richest of all of them and imedienty became furious. "Why the f**k should these people live so richly while the disciples of jashin and myself live practicly in poverty!" he thought wildly. He decided that his pest course of action was to go and "encourage" the head of the house to make a "donation" to his cause.

He walked silently through the house scythe at the ready on his side and the broad dagger from earlier in his left hand (did you know that he is left handed? it’s true, he fights in every scene with his left much stronger). As he moved through the rooms he saw the symbol for the Hyuga family symbol on a wall scroll. "f**k, a ninja family, but too late to turn back now....." he moved into a room that was almost bare except for a small figure sleeping in the corner. "That must be the a**hole that lost to the nine tails..... Itachi told me something about him, after the chunin exams....."

He moved out the door and into the courtyard separating the upper and lower houses. He went to the dead center of the household and stopped above the head of the house's bed, who was still sleeping contently. He moved the scythe above the fathers body and took the dagger to his neck and whispered, "oi, wake the f**k up and don't make a sound" the body stirred, saw the knife and scythe and instantly kicked Hidan in the left arm and the chest at the same time. Hidan fell backwards through the paper door and thought "I didn't F**king expect the head to be a ninja too" (yea hidan is an idiot sometimes) he fled through the house until they came to another bedroom that stood above a canyon and rive, another 50 ft. down. He heard guards screaming and knew that he was f**ked, but then he saw a figure stirring in the corner.

The guards busted into the room to find hidan holding an only half aware and still-dressed-in-pajamas (KWAII!!!!!) Hinata, next in line to run the clan, being held around the waist by hidan with another dagger to her neck. "Nobody make any moves or she dies! I mean it!" hidan shouted. The head-of-clan at the front of the mob said back "kill her we don't care! No one wants her to run this house. She is worthless to us! We were trying to find a way to kick her out, but this works just as well!!"

"Daddy....." Hinata mumbled, pleading with her father

"Well f**k that ruins my idea of a hostage..... Wait a minute she is your f**king daughter!! May Jashin have no pity on your souls!!”

A guard charged forward with a pole-lance (giant spear) and went straight through both of Hinata in the chest and also into hidan. Hidan felt his hostages weight sag, pulled the lance out of both of them placed Hinata on the ground and swung the lance around, instantly decapitating the guard that attacked him in one strike. He charged into the mob of guards killing every on with the lance until there was only him, the head, and the brat that lost to the jinchuriki left.

"You sick b***ards" hidan said throwing the spear sideways, so it rotated as it spun, causing both of the others to jump up. When they looked around again both Hinata and the akatsuki man were gone. They thought they heard a faint splash down below, but were too busy tending to the wounded to care about that "inconvenience"

Hinata awoke slowly, trying to remember what had happened. She remembered having a dream, nay a nightmare, about her father not caring about her and killing her so she wouldn't become the next head. Something was poking her back and she awoke on a rocky beach that she had never been to before. She gasped in pain when she saw the wound in her chest, but then realized that it didn't actually hurt at all....

She turned around and saw a topless figure facing a small fire, letting its flame lick his toes. "W.... who are y... you? Where a... am I?"

Without turning to her hidan said, "Who I am means nothing, where you are is safe"

"Please... was that nightmare real? Does my family truly hate me?"

"Yes"

"Oh! What will I do, where will I go. I can’t go back; I don't know how to live alone"

"Well it’s none of my f**king business...." Hidan got up and grabbed his cloak and turned to face Hinata briefly. Even in the dim light she was able to make out a horrible wound on him.

"No! Please sir you saved my life! And look at your chest! There is no way you can walk with it like that!"

"You would be surprised......" and he walked out into the shadows leaving Hinata alone in the moon light.

Hidan jumped from tree to tree until he reached the wall again. He paused for a breather and realized that he was truly experiencing pain. Not from the wound in his chest but from his heart."How could I leave her back there all alone!" he thought to himself.

He found her about a mile off, walking along the banks of the river, the reflection of the moon on the water accenting her beauty even more. She had rips and tears in her pajamas and was walking on the hard rock’s with bare feet. He came up being her and draped his cloak around her shoulders, and put an arm around her. "It’s a cold night" he said to her softly.

She jumped a little from his touch but quickly relaxed, embracing his warmth in the night.

He couldn't quite please it but there was something about this woman that made it all seem right in his life. He didn't have to act tough to impress her, he didn't have to curse and swear and threaten her to, gulp, love him. She just gave it all to him for free.

They walked for hours along that beach, until her weight gave out to sleep and he placed her on a mossy bed for the night. "itachi doesn't need my help," he said quietly to himself trying to convince himself, "and anyway she is going to be hungry in the morning, I best go find some fish, a couple of eggs, and oh, some tubers and roots might be nice!" he build a fire to keep the night away, kissed his love on the forehead and ran into the forest to prepare a glorious feast for the morning. For once Hidan was truly happy.


(omfg that took forever to type! hope you enjoy, and yes hidan will return, along with kakuzu, I’m not out of this yet! but first to find a smexy akatsuki bikini for my Hinata )

(hm, that was pretty good. though i find "love at first site" stuff like that cheesy, but thats just me ^^)

itachi saw birds fly from another part of konoha, probably a few mils away. cursing under his breath and wiping the away the blood on his upper lip he quietly snuck away from sasuke's bedroom window towards the spot he assumed hidan was at.

itachi noticed there was something going on at the hyuuga house, obviously hidan did something. 'that idiot better not have let anyone see him, we dont need tsunade knowing we were here...' he thought

he faintly smelled blood and followed it to where hidan was crouched next to a little fire...not to far from him was the sleeping body of hinata! at first itachi was furious hidan would do something that stupid, but when itachi saw him walk over to her sleeping figure and brush away the hair on her forehead itachi could tell there was something more (ha, itachi is sensitive XDD sides of itachi no one has seen before o.O)

figuring hidan may actually start thinking now, itachi went to find a suitable hiding place to sleep and figure out exaclty how he's going to trail naruto.
(i was thinking he would do some transform jutsu)

he found a large willow tree that had branches completly covered towards the top, just as he got to the third branch he heard humming and faintly saw fullfy white hair below him. he realized it was kakashi hatake and then was curious why the copy ninja was out this late. drawn in by his sexiness itachi couldnt help but follow him

(yeah, got sloppy at the end but i was making it to long. we need to somehow bring our stories back together, maybe we can keep hinata as a hostage and she can kinda join the akatsuki, lolz XD)