Funnies

alright so i've been finding a bunch of funny things online so i thought i should post some.

expect ALOT of updates, i love these things.

to start things off....

My fav Demotivators;
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other

I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it.

For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them

There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.

Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them

It's lonely at the top, but it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom

If you want to get to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad

No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood

Leaders are like eagles. We don't have either of them here

Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk

The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important

and my personal fav....

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style

more sometime soon, and no nerd-kun the words arn't liscened, the pics are, i read the fine print

i like:

"Quality is like a foot-race, though there isn't any finish line... so its more like a death-march."

so true, so true!

haha!! those are great yoshi! love 'em XD

one of my favs from those pictures is
"usually the easiest answer is wrong"

i think thats what it said...-3- i cant remember well. james has a lot of those motivational pictures on his wii, they're great X3

there is one i saw with a streetsign that read "broomrape" and it had a little symbol in the lower corner stating it was a dead end. so the poster read "Broomrape: damn straight its a dead end!"

Our dorky as all Hell Quizbowl quotes:

JV: Yes, it really is that easy.

Varsity: Whatever you're thinking it's wrong.

Q: What is the tallest mountain in Japan?

Answered by Jenny: "Mt. Everest!"

Said by Emily and I: "To the desk of despair with you! Away!"

Whenever Brandon pulls out his Zune "Look, it's the brick!" "It is not a brick!"

Jeff: "The answer is George Washington!"

Ashley: "Timey timey timey timey!" Yes, that is what I remember her for.

Mike: "No, Ashley doesn't answer questions, she's just here to look pretty."

Me: "Oh, yeah, like Mr. Rodriguez is any help! All he does is sit there and draw DNA!"

Mr. Rodriguez: "Hey, don't forget RNA."

During our game against Pinckney, away.

Mr. Rodriguez: Mala-mala-pro..."

Me: "Malapropism Mr. Rodriguez."

Blake: "No, we're Oseago, not French Bread! Oseago!"

Kyle: "...What is that Japanese stuff you're playing?"

We have a perfect record! We've lost every game so far!

Me: "Who we gonna beat?"

Everyone else: "Whitmore Lake!"

And as an answer to all bonus questions we don't know: "Alphabet Soup."

i call my Zune a brick too! or Sumomo, since i named it that, which is unfortunate because its brown and even if i named it after a Chobits character the reality is that i'm carrying a brown plum brick in my pocket all day.

haha nice X3
...i love sumomo O_O

ill just add to all of this randomness with neko's stupid quote....of thursday o.O
"if hes 00 then that makes you -0!.....*thinks about it* wait wha?"
7am and i had already said one of the stupidest things of the day XD

haha sai and hannah would know this one "is it sasuke?! ...no just another hot asian."
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w were at aji ten one day...

Um, what's the point of this thread? o-o

What's da piont of anythin' in dis forum? It's purpose is to serve as a conglomerate of the funny sayings we have viewed over the Internet.

linali, *talks in older sister like voice* whats the point of anything? we live but we dont know why, we try to find a meaning to life but there really is none. so really why question it?
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okay i fail at trying to sound....i dont know, thoughtful?
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potatos

but yeah, gen's right.

Neko, the meaning of life is 42.

What an obscure reference.

aw, can it be 42 potatos?

haha this conversation went from funny (but true) sayings to the meaning of life

Genten wrote:

Neko, the meaning of life is 42.

What an obscure reference.

i thought it was 92................. could it be 79??????

yeah really, does any forum on this site ever have a point? the january meeting is now about incest, i once put an entire page up in a random thread about how i might go gay for Kira... this site makes /b/ look like wikipedia.

and i love every moment of it!